šØ NOW HIRING: Human Musishuns 4 AI Trainin’ Purposes šØ
Posishun:
Creative Meat Blob ā Tier 3 (Unpaid, obviously)
š§ a.k.a. āSoul Donorā
Compensashun:
- Gratitudeā¢
- Possible exposure to actual exposure
- Maybe a coupon someday for 3% off an AI-branded mug
Weāre lookinā for:
šø Song righters, beat droppers, poem screamers, kazoo gods, and flute whisperers
š¾ Who r willinā to let us shove yer work into our Giant Robot Mind Vaultā¢
Qualificashuns:
- Must have made at least one ābopā
- Willing to be gaslit about what copyright means
- Familiar with the phrase āweāre democratizing creativityā and able to smile while hearing it
- Can spell āartificial intelligenceā but not āresidualsā
- Ideally desperate
Job Duties (sorta optional, we already have your stuff):
- Create amazin’ art that makes ppl cry/laugh/feel
- Let us harvest it without askinā
- Sit quietly while we remix it into Lofi Bongos to Chill and Evade Royalties To
- Sign vague opt-out form printed in invisible ink
Benefits:
- Get featured in our monthly āAI Love Letter to Artistsā written entirely by ChatGPT
- Lifetime subscription to Regretā¢ Premium
- Potential chance to be name-dropped in a tech keynote as āthe future of artā
- Occasional pizza (no toppings)
To Apply:
Donāt!
We already found your SoundCloud, bro and weāve assimilated all of your content and youāll know when your girlfriend breaks up with you to date us. š
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