đ¨ NOW HIRING: Human Musishuns 4 AI Trainin’ Purposes đ¨
Posishun:
Creative Meat Blob â Tier 3 (Unpaid, obviously)
đ§ a.k.a. âSoul Donorâ
Compensashun:
- Gratitudeâ˘
- Possible exposure to actual exposure
- Maybe a coupon someday for 3% off an AI-branded mug
Weâre lookinâ for:
đ¸ Song righters, beat droppers, poem screamers, kazoo gods, and flute whisperers
đž Who r willinâ to let us shove yer work into our Giant Robot Mind Vaultâ˘
Qualificashuns:
- Must have made at least one âbopâ
- Willing to be gaslit about what copyright means
- Familiar with the phrase âweâre democratizing creativityâ and able to smile while hearing it
- Can spell âartificial intelligenceâ but not âresidualsâ
- Ideally desperate
Job Duties (sorta optional, we already have your stuff):
- Create amazin’ art that makes ppl cry/laugh/feel
- Let us harvest it without askinâ
- Sit quietly while we remix it into Lofi Bongos to Chill and Evade Royalties To
- Sign vague opt-out form printed in invisible ink
Benefits:
- Get featured in our monthly âAI Love Letter to Artistsâ written entirely by ChatGPT
- Lifetime subscription to Regret⢠Premium
- Potential chance to be name-dropped in a tech keynote as âthe future of artâ
- Occasional pizza (no toppings)
To Apply:
Donât!
We already found your SoundCloud, bro and weâve assimilated all of your content and youâll know when your girlfriend breaks up with you to date us. đ
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